Laura's Earring-Chair's Ilustrations

The first two of these illustrations were published to Laura's site. The others I had to gather from friends. But let Laura herself explain it. I saved the text from her "Drawing" page. Enjoy.

[reproduction of a text originally posted to Laura's website]

"I finally have new pics on my Drawings page, can you believe that?! Let me tell you a little about them.




Slave Aileron did this first two. No, as far as I know, he has no home page. Anyway, I liked both collages very much and he tells me he has more on the works. They're both inspired by my second Mega Story, The Earring-Chair, the first one depicting a specific scene on that story when I rashly and somewhat unwittingly stepped right into a ski lift’s power plant.

There’s only one problem, though. I’m naked on the story and so are the women in the collages. As you know, Geocities forbids nudity and I’m a very law-abiding evil giantess.

My only problem with this “nudity” and “pornography” shit is that I don’t think tags over penises, vaginas or nipples solve anything. For example, most of my loyal slaves happen to be foot fetishists. If I were to be truly loyal to Geocities guidelines, I’m sure putting tags on the woman’s foot would decrease the “sexuality content” of this collage a LOT more than tags over her nipples. Besides, the whole human body is a highly sexed thing. Anything can be sexual and attractive. I know of all kinds of fetishes. I was recently on a belly button page. That’s all there is. Not even the belly: only a full-screen belly button. If people enjoy this, good for them.




So, because I’m a law-abiding evil giantess and also because I wanted to heighten the absurdity of this situation, I censored the collages in a way as to destroy all traces of sexuality. In the first one, for example, her nipples are tagged, of course, and so are her strategically placed hands. Belly button is tagged too, someone might get aroused. And for you foot and leg freaks, her feet, ankles, thighs, etc: all tagged! And hey! Necks may turn you on: let’s tag that too! Her face will certainly have to be tagged.




Hmm... But that wasn’t enough... Some puritan might still see sex there... So I took a good look around the pic and I remembered a Rorschach test I had taken once. Oh my! You have no idea the sexual patterns the ski tracks made on the snow! I had to tag them too!! Also, some of the few clouds on the sky had some definitely sexual formats: tagged they were!

Finally, I was satisfied. My page is still nudity-free, pornography-free. Unfortunately, it’s no longer ridicule-free but that’s the price you have to pay. The flying pig only enhances the absurdity of it all.

Now, I’m sure you want to see the whole pics. Well, they have been posted on the Giantess Shrine Message Board and they are also on Grandgnu’s web page. Please notice that even linking to that page is already a violation of Geocities rules, so you’re on your own. If you know Grandgnu’s page, go there. If you don’t, find out!!

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So, ok, you want to see pics? I won’t do any, or take any, but you send more pics like this, pic that show me how I describe myself in my stories, and I’ll post them here... :)

Bad to the Bone,
Evil Laura,
July 9th, 1998"




Now, if you haven't done it yet, read Evil Laura's The Earring-Chair, what are you waiting for?